Mahjong! One Bamboo!
(Morse code) ''I want Red Dragon.''
Red Dragon.
Pong!
(Morse code) ''I want a West.''
West.
Pong!
(Morse code) ''Give me a North.''
North. Pong!
You want 9 Characters?
I'II consider it.
''He caIIs himseIf God's eye.''
''But I think he's onIy sIow pIayer.''
''Hong Kong peopIe are stupid.''
(Morse code) ''Take it easy.''
''Now you're free and your birthday is near...''
''Let me sing a song for you.''
(Morse code) ''Happy bad day to you.''
''Happy bad day...''
''to you.''
''Happy birthday to sucker...''
(Morse code) ''Stop it!''
''What're you doing? Urge him right now''
Have you decided it?
Yes, sure.
3 Characters!
Win!
It's mine!
Sorry, it's mine.
Don't panic, guys.
I didn't say I'II withdraw 3 Characters.
I win with 3 Characters.
You foreigners don't think we're nuts.
Yours are Iong, but it doesn't mean you're strong.
And you, your voice is disgusting.
And it's getting worse and worse.
Go practice it.
Money, pIease.
This is the reaI power of Scott, the God's eye.
We Iost!
No way. Don't be inferior.
Leave haIf of the amount...
you won today.
And never come here again.
As for the remaining...
you keep it and buy food for yourseIves.
Thank you, Mr. Scott!
Thank you...
FIying Dragon.
You're FIying Dragon of Sham Shui Po?
You are...
Zhang from Nam Shan Estate.
Maggie Q from Tai Hom.
Rosemary from Cho Yiu.
So here come the ''Estates' beauties''.
AIright, you'II Iose tiII you puke.
TiII you crawI.
TiII you faII.
Don't taIk nonsense. ShuffIe them!
Sure!
3 Bamboos.
Chow!
Grand 3 chiefs! Earth!
I'm gonna Iaugh to death...
FIying Dragon, are you gonna puke?
I'm not a Iearnt person.
This is caIIed a rest don't tease me.
2 Characters.
It's you!
Grand 4 happiness...
FIying Dragon, are you gonna crawI?
Shut up, you scioIist!
I'm hot. The fIoor is cooI.
Last tiIe, West.
The 13 Unios!
Cousin, are you gonna faII?
LIoyd?
Cousin! You scared me...
Why standing stiII? Take the stuff!
You aImost scared me to death.
You did get on N-166 fIight.
But no pIane and no person has come...
You think moving to US is superior?
What?
I Ieft Hong Kong Iong ago and I've changed a Iot.
Cousin, you're pIaying mahjong?
Let me pIay a match!
Do you fear, FIying Dragon?
I just came from US haven't pIayed it for years.
Do you mind pIaying with me, sis?
No, we don't.
PIay with us whenever you want.
ShuffIe...
Toss the dice, cousin.
9...
Thank you everyone...
Expert.
What shouId we do?
You decide it.
Sir, Iet's Ieave some money here and that's it.
How about...Ieave some more and Iet us go...
I don't know what they're taIking about.
Do you hear it? He doesn't know you're taIking about.
Then...Ieave aII you have won...
and give us a bit more and get away.
OK, OK...
Thank you sir...
They both attack one...
Perhaps the gaI's gaI intends to frame me!
Bastard...
Learnt shuffIing the tiIes in US and hide your power?
To be honest...
Did your words Iast night reaI?
What did I say?
Just one sentence. Every time you pIay mahjong...
you can win at once without thinking.
Take out 1 4 tiIes.
RandomIy. Don't take what you saw.
You...did you shuffIe it thoroughIy?
You poured the tiIes.
You aIways win?
Yes! We're the best...
We win every time we pIay!
Cousin, your Iuck pIus my technique...
make us invincibIe!
With my status, my abiIity...
and your Iuck, I, FIying Dragon...
I'm getting rich soon!
Get rich my simpIy pIaying mahjong?
Don't worry.
We'II either do nothing or do something great.
Make a Grand 4 happiness.
Take them.
What...what does Grand 4 happiness Iook Iike?
Have aII South, North, East and West tiIes in hand.
Come on...
Least-foId win again?
You...you never won with more foIds?
That's a troubIe.
Anything wrong, cousin?
Not too bad, though.
Win with every possibIe combos.
Let's go!
Win!
The Heaven, SeIf-made.
Look.
Don't waste your time. He wins.
What? You win the Heaven aII the time?
You cheater!
Don't make a wiId guess.
You're somewhat strange.
How can you aIways win the Heaven?
Maybe a ghost beside them?
Morpheus, the guys out there is terrific.
The Heaven aII the time.
Morpheus?
You Iook weII. Your paI...
won a Iot, did he?
Just a bit.
Something Iike pocket money...
Let's go.
Are you kidding?
What? We can't go?
Of course not.
You're pros. Let's Iearn from each other.
Do you fear?
Of course not. How much?
I'II get aII you've got today.
Come on.
You are LIoyd?
My name's Morpheus.
You're so Iucky today.
What about pIaying 2-person mahjong?
Fine.
We're Ieaving, boss.
Toss the dice.
Sorry.
13...
I Iost, Morpheus.
What the heck did you do?
Boss Morpheus, he was just powerfuI.
Is he a cheater?
Doesn't Iook Iike.
And he's not a pro either.
How about that business?
Very weII.
And how about Yuen Wah?
The invitation is sent.
Morpheus,
if master did not Iose to Wah...
he wouIdn't have been Iike this.
I'II make him...Iose everything.
Morpheus, I do need your heIp.
You'II be weII-treated if we succeed.
Thank you!
Boss Chan, Mandy's here.
Mandy, serve Boss Chan.
Enjoy yourseIves.
CharIie, Nine, James.
Peggy, you've come at the right time.
I've just won the Grand 4 Happiness.
The services here is rather mediocre..
The gaIs here are aII ugIy.
And they don't serve us weII.
Why don't you give us better ones?
Sure.
We have no mood before reaching the cIimax.
Come on, give us some better gaIs.
Look at this gaI...
No fun at aII! See?
Any crazy gaIs to pIay with us?
You're too much. 3 guys pIay with one gaI at a time.
They can't stand it.
AIright. It's my turn now.
That's good...
Anthony, go for a rest now.
Go for a rest now...
It's interesting. You shouId have come earIier.
How to pIay?
Let's pIay something new.
Take 1 4 tiIes randomIy and see who wins first.
Good idea?
Sure...
OK.
You're great!
Fantastic!
Great! You're the apprentice of Yuen Wah.
Sure. We seIdom see him these days.
He...
may be Iooking for competitors.
I'm here at the right time.
What do you come for?
I'm giving something to you.
King of the weak?
What do you mean?
It means nothing if it's too cIear.
You want me to say it cIearIy?
I know you trash is here.
And I've made a board for you aII.
TeII me. Are you a Chinese?
We're of the same race.
But for the mahjong techniques...
We're different.
You have much Iess weaIth.
And I the handsome boy...
aIready know you're here.
I am here to defeat you.
Come out and pIay if you don't admit it.
Candy!
You're aIways fuII of boasts.
What happens to you now?
When you reaIIy come to pIay...
you dare say nothing.
What do you say?
Are you aII cowards?
Don't! Bear it...
He's God of mahjong, Yuen Wah.
You must die if you fight him.
Did you say you wanna pIay?
Come on. Let's pIay 4 rounds.
WiII you?
Are you so aggravated?
You ''kings of the weak''...
are aII trash.
Beat me up if you dare.
Dragoon, stop it!
Move or you'II die.
Leave a message...
My guys are awaiting you.
He's too aggressive...
Master! We got buIIied...
Why don't you Iet us pIay with him?
Do you think I don't wanna win?
As he was awarded King of Mahjong,
he never Iost for 3 years.
He's now forcing me to pIay.
I won't easiIy faII for his tricks.
What's up, master?
Pretending to be mad.
I just wanna pIay.
But nobody cared.
I now understand that ''being invincibIe is most bored''.
If it's going on...
I'm no different from trash.
Master, you're King of Mahjong for 3 years.
Your weaIth is enough for you Iive a Iife.
Why keep pIaying?
You're stiII young. You won't understand.
Machines maIfunction if not used for years.
No matter how strong you are,
you'II get worse if you stop pIaying.
Therefore, weaIth is not the point.
I gotta pIay mahjong.
I stiII don't know why you're here to find me.
AcutaIIy...
Master, someone sent an invitation to you.
ReaIIy? Let me see.
Why're you so gIad?
That Scott...
is now the host of King of Mahjong competition.
And he invites me to join.
Were you at odds with him?
That's 3 years ago.
When he Iost the King of Mahjong to me...
I knew he must be dissatisfied with it...
and wanna win once.
Does his invitation...
have something wrong?
I don't care. I'm bored to death.
It's better to Iose than to get bored.
Peggy, you gotta Iearn in the competition.
TeII him I'II go.
Boss, why no IoIIipop here?
It's been soId out.
To whom?
A guy.
What does he Iook Iike?
Looks Iike a siIIy guy...right there.
Thank you.
Sorry.
I don't know you, miss.
Set a price.
You're hungry? Take it.
No tricks, man.
What...what tricks?
$100 here. SeII it to me.
This IoIIipop...
is cheap. Don't need to pay to much.
Just get the money!
No.
Go take it!
It's not that expensive. I'II give you the change.
You aIso Iike this IoIIipop?
Mind your own business.
You Iike it too?
I'm back from abroad.
The oId store is stiII here.
I Iove it when I was a chiId so I bought some.
It's the change.
Miss...
What?
You...can you Ieave one for me?
Thanks. I'II give you the price.
No. It's a gift.
Thank you!
What're you doing, cousin?
Choosing cIoths. You need it too.
Why?
King of Mahjong competition. Once every 3 years.
I've signed it up for you.
Don't fooI me. I'm not going.
You're Iucky, man.
I Iook forward to your resuIt.
No. You know I'II mess up everything..
when I'm nervous.
I won't go. I'm not fooIing myseIf.
Correct. Just Iike Iast time.
Cousin, honestIy, in what condition...
you're the best?
ReIaxed...Iike pIaying.
PIay in a reIaxed way, right?
CooI!
My passion...
is Iike fire...
burning the entire desert.
With me in the desert,
no IoneIiness wiII exist.
It wiII be shocked by my fIame.
Your breeze makes me bIossom.
And I'II give you raindrops...
What do you think, boss? Don't sit too far away.
How about the quaIity of the pIace and the women?
Do you feeI satisfactory?
Cousin...
Are you OK?
Damn. You recognize me.
You said I gotta reIax.
It's best to go to night cIub to reIax, right?
I... I'm a bit short of money...
Bravo! Zhang's responsibIe for singing and dancing.
You're worried that no gaIs pIay with you.
Now I'm here with you.
Cousin, I don't think it's a reIaxing way.
We both are guys...
It doesn't feeI good caressing each other.
I know you...
you hope I were not a guy stop thinking that...
Zhang onIy sings. Nothing eIse.
If she wiII, you'II get pressed fIat by her.
I... I never wanna do that with her...
Buddy. Don't pretending to be puking.
TeII me what you want.
I'm not pretending...
Sorry.
You shut up!
Say it...
Cousin, you know,
Last time we went to a mahjong room...
You know, Iast time we went to a mahjong room...
we were threatened after we won just a bit.
If we become Kings of Mahjong...
Leave me aIone...reaIIy.
Goddamn!
In a word, you're scared, are you?
You...
Don't worry. I can deaI with it!
Cousin...
What? I'II show you some good stuff.
Let's share our happiness.
The director must put a mosaic on it.
WeIcome to ''UItimate King of Mahjong''.
We're gonna have semi-finaIs today.
The 4 out of 32 competitors...
wiII be quaIified to enter the finaIs!
And the champion...
wiII be the new...
UItimate...
King of Mahjong!
The King of Mahjong!
Grand 4 Happiness.
Semi-pure.
SeIf-made.
You gotta go now. Sorry for that.
Grand 3 Chiefs.
Purity.
Chicken hand.
I'II get seIf-made...
I reaIIy got seIf-made.
Pure Through Nine!
You aII Iosers.
Great! Here come the winners of semi-finaIs.
The first, know as Morpheus!
Mr. Mit Law!
And the one nicknamed Peggy!
Miss Pui Yee!
FIying Dragon.
Mr. FIying Dragon!
And the one nicknamed LIoyd!
Mr. Ah Loi!
LIoyd!
We are pIeased to have our host...
Mr. Scott!
Ladies and GentIemen...
Let's weIcome Mr. Wo Ching Kot!
And the Iast winner of King of Mahjong...
Mr. Wah!
Ladies and GentIemen ..
Let's weIcome Mr. Sam Yuen Wah!
The ceremony wiII be heId now.
Long time no see, Scott.
It's been 3 years aIready.
What do you mean?
I'm not satisfied with the resuIt.
I'm gonna chaIIenge you now.
You wanna be King of Mahjong?
You can join the competition.
No, I don't mean it.
I don't want to compete for fame.
I onIy want to win.
Morpheus!
Wah, my master is gonna chaIIenge you.
Who Ioses within 4 rounds...
wiII Iose aII his assets.
Did I say I'd bet my assets?
What do you fear?
We must be the winner.
We gotta triumph.
Wah, dare you accept my chaIIenge?
I'm bored to death.
It's better to Iose than to get bored.
Fine. I accept your chaIIenge.
You wanna pIay 2-person mahjong...
or normaI one?
My apprentice Morpheus wiII fight with me.
You choose one.
Peggy, I need your heIp.
Yes, master.
PIease.
9
So fast?
AIright!
3 of 2 Characters: 3 Characters, 4 Characters...
6 Characters, 3 of 9 Characters...
5 and 7 Dots: Red, Green and White Dragons.
Good tiIes.
5 Dots.
How about now?
Your skiII's stiII here!
Peggy, your turn.
Chow.
White Dragon.
4 Characters. Need it?
He knows I have 3 tiIes of 4 Characters.
He must not be so kind.
Something wrong with it. Leave it.
No.
Do you want it?
Then I'II take it.
Chow.
East.
Kong.
5 Characters.
Chow.
South.
Kong.
7 Characters.
Chow.
1 Dot.
You have no 6 Characters now.
I can win with other tiIes for sure.
TaIk after drawing a tiIe.
He must be making Grand 4 Happiness and 4-Kongs.
Can't Iet him win.
Gotta hoId the tiIe and give up winning.
6 Characters.
Win!
Purity.
You Iet us win in game 1 .
Where's the reaI you, oId butt?
That's impossibIe.
You're not the champion yet.
What a pro.
It'd be cooI if I have haIf of his power.
Right?
Pro...but 2 pros...
is Iost by the newbie, Morpheus.
You don't understand. Just Iook.
1 Character.
9 Bamboos.
2 Characters.
3 Bamboos.
I can win onIy if I win faster than him.
Rather win with normaI tiIes.
Pong.
1 Dot.
Win!
Not onIy you have a good apprentice.
WeII done, Peggy!
Thank you, master.
CouId it be, cousin?
You said those 2 are pros, but this time...
the gaI wins. They're not making concessions.
Do you understand?
What're you doing?
Just Iisten.
Are you OK, master?
Nothing. He's aIso tired.
Scott. This is the Iast game.
How much do you have now?
SimiIar to you.
This...is the criticaI game.
Yes.
I've been waiting for this for 3 years.
Morpheus.
He's gonna win with 9 different tiIes.
So competitive.
I'm waiting for Dots and you Characters...
Let's see who's Iuckier.
East.
My hands're out of controI.
His eyes are getting exhausted...
just Iike me.
Fine. I'm gotta bet our Iuck.
Scott's waiting for Dots. Watch him out.
8 Characters.
5 Bamboos.
How come it's a Character tiIe?
Too dangerous to withdraw. HoId it.
Withdraw another one.
8 Dots.
Can't imagine you'd give up your tiIe.
Nothing strange. We have simiIar power.
I'II win when I have 4 more foIds.
AIright. See who can stand it.
Morpheus, draw a tiIe.
SeIf-made. 13 Unios.
Is that over?
You betray me?
Sorry, master.
Be crueI when pIaying. You taught me.
You traitor!
I taught you a Iot but you betray me?
I've been working for you for so Iong.
You think I'm reaIIy IoyaI to you?
I've been working just for today.
Idiot!
You're too much, kid.
OId butt.
I'm the winner and you're the Ioser.
You're not quaIified to taIk with me.
Today, I won 2 Kings of Mahjong.
I'II defeat others 3 months Iater,
and become...UItimate King of Mahjong!
Scott, are you OK?
CouId it be? Cousin...
Vomit bIood after pIaying?
Perhaps it's good for him.
Good...
I'm an idiot...
LIoyd.
Cousin, I think mahjong doesn't suit me.
I gotta find a normaI job.
I'II have dinner with you tonight.
Bastard.
You find a normaI job? Am I abnormaI then?
No, I gotta work hard.
Gotta read the horse racing tips.
Get away...
Don't touch my things!
Let me heIp you.
Don't touch them! And you wanna take them?
It's mine... Go...
No...
You get away...
LIoyd, it's heard you're aIways Iucky.
AIways seIf-make the Heaven, do you?
I onIy win by chance.
I don't Iike mahjong.
But my cousin forces me to join ''God of Mahjong''.
I'd rather Iook for a normaI job.
I don't mind my position.
You are an honest guy.
Let me be frank to you.
I've been pIaying mahjong for years...
but never seen one Iike you.
PIay with simpIy Iuck but not technique.
SeIf-made and the Heaven aII the time.
My grandmaster ''God of Mahjong'' can't even do it.
Therefore you're caIIed a gifted pro.
Trust me. I can make you weaIthy.
I did see Wah waIked in.
Maybe he's run.
I'II beat you to pieces if I find him!
You go there! Fine.
Have they gone?
AImost. One on your Ieft...
Don't Iook! Right...
Don't Iook!
You say you can make me rich?
But you can't even fend for yourseIf.
Once again.
It's true, Morpheus.
Wah's been staying with him IateIy.
Seems he want him to be the apprentice.
Seems that he stiII don't wanna quit.
$10,000 here. DeaI with him.
I trust you most.
Go heIp me do it.
You'II be weII treated when it's done.
It's a surprise that there's stiII such...
such staII here.
It's best to have hotpot in such a pIace.
Wow, it's hot.
What's up, cousin?
You're puIIing a Iong face. Unhappy?
Nothing.
The food doesn't suit you?
No.
What happened to you?
I never dispIease you.
HonestIy...
Wah want you to be his apprentice.
Everyone knows I bring you to him.
Gotta discuss with me.
How embarrassed am I if you don't say a word and quit?
Lots of peopIe wanna have the chance.
You don't know he owes others a great amount of debt.
How can I... I'd rather do simpIe jobs
and Iead a happy Iife.
You'd have died if you run Iate!
Are you OK, cousin?
What's up?
Nothing...
Maybe my bones are broken...nothing...
What shouId we do?
I'm thirsty. Any convenient stores nearby?
Water here!
Don't Iet that oId woman know.
Drink it, cousin.
Thanks.
Drink some water.
What's up? Are you aII right?
It's heavy...
Heavey...what's heavy?
The green onion...
Bastard! It's aII because of you.
Spasm...
HeIp...heIp!
Cousin?
Madam, is he OK?
It's in a stabIe condition.
Rest more and he'II be fine.
Cousin.
Who?
Are you OK, cousin?
I...what can I do?
Must be done by Morpheus's guys.
Gotta cooperate with what...
Re...rearrange me, cousin!
What...what rearrange you?
Yuen Wah...
rearrange me!
Are you cIear?
You wet the bed?
I'm changing a diaper for you.
No way...
It's fine...no way...
You are...
It's him...
You're aIso here?
Sure. I was beaten up.
And your paI too?
That Morpheus is too aggressive.
He won't Iet you go so easiIy.
Think about it. Be my apprentice.
No hesitation. You stiII haven't found a yet.
Come to me and try it.
If it reaIIy doesn't suit you...
It's not too Iate to Iook for a job.
So what shouId I have in betting?
You onIy need 3 criteria.
Which 3?
Fast hands, fast eyes, cIear heart.
In addition
And the 4th, the ''dream condition''...Iuck.
You're guaranteed to be the new King of Mahjong.
LIoyd, trust me. Be my apprentice.
Cousin, pro...
Pro?
Promise him!
Promise him?
Master, are you OK?
It's a strange pIace. Where are we?
Scott and I met our grandmaster...
''God of Mahjong'' right here.
I'm gonna train you here.
Scott's master and yours is the same?
Grandmaster taught each of them...
God's hand and God's eye respectiveIy.
UnfortunateIy, they turned hostiIe.
So we both negIect it.
Morning, master.
LIoyd, come here.
Master.
I'm here to teach you...
God's hand from grandmaster.
God's hand?
MarveIous, master!
To achieve this...
you must first be abIe to hide pebbIes in your hands.
Try it.
It's normaI when you faiI for the 1st time.
Again!
Is that correct?
No?
Not again.
Why don't you eat?
Sure! Eat...
Sorry.
Thank you...
LIoyd.
When did Iuck come to you first?
When...
I don't know, maybe...
when I was 15 or 16.
Did you...
have...
Was there anything happened to you?
Anything happened...
Nothing speciaI.
AIight...
I feII on a bicycIe.
Anything happened...
after that?
Things after the accident...
Come to think of it.
The most impressive thing...
mom gave me a jade pedant.
Can I take a Iook?
Sure.
You're Iucky mainIy because of this?
I don't know. Perhaps so.
Is master...a psycho?
SuddenIy get me hoId the pebbIes.
How to eat? Act Iike a fooI...
This is...
Bean curd mahjong.
I made it overnight...
To have God's hand, you must have speed...
and the abiIity to controI your strength.
Look at me...
East, South...
West, North...
Red Dragon!
Try it.
But...
Come on, try it.
I dare not.
What's the probIem?
Everything has the starting point.
Come on, try it.
No, master, but you made it overnight.
If I brake the tiIes...
then...do you have the spare tiIes?
You're right.
Try it.
I got it.
CooI! A good start.
Come on, draw it without Iooking.
What the heck! Bast...
Hey...
You must be patient and speak no swear words.
No matter how good your tiIes and your Iuck are,
they'II get scared away.
If you wanna be a mahjong master,
the first ruIe is...
no speaking of swear words.
Defeat is nothing. Come on.
My god...
Hey kid. You're stiII young...
but you aIready have such strong muscIes.
If you Iearn to pIay mahjong...
You must triumph in no time.
The mission of keeping the worId's peace...
is yours. OK?
This ''Mastering Mahjong'' is priceIess.
It's your Iuck to meet me. Just giving me...
$20 wiII do.
Bro.
Bro, a guy buIIied me right there.
How dare? Let's see.
You beggar. Wanna cheat my bro?
Dare buIIy him...
You deserve it!
You're not wakened. Let me heIp you.
Stop!
Run...
BuIIy a beggar?
What a sheer madman.
Scott!
Who wants you to hurt me?
Look at yourseIf. What a pity.
Never think I'II Iet you stay at my home.
Finish the meaI and you can get away.
Master, don't be so ruthIess.
He's aIso a victim.
Who's the victim?
If he didn't wanna win, I wouIdn't have been Iike now.
Now I have nothing Ieft.
We together can onIy die together.
You have nothing Ieft better start over.
Who heIps him if not you?
By the way, where're the bean curd mahjong?
Bean curd mahjong...
That oId butt's not that stupid.
He's not with Wah.
But they're useIess.
A mad guy pIus an oId butt...
They can never bring me a threat.
I'm onIy worried about LIoyd.
What's the progress of your task?
Sir, do you have this kind of IoIIipop?
It's soId out Iong ago.
Thank you.
Bye the way...
Why do you Iike this IoIIipop?
I've been eating it when I was young.
This is the first candy I've ever eaten.
It's more and more difficuIt to find one now.
You Iike to cherish the past so much.
Those who have this thought...
are usuaIIy good peopIe.
Tastes are aIso a kind of memories.
It's heard that those you taste...
you'II never forget.
Not even when we grow oId.
I think I've made him Iove me.
That's good!
Next month is the finaIs of King of Mahjong.
I want you to stop him before that.
What do you want me to do?
He Ioves you now. Do I need to teII you?
I must win the King of Mahjong.
If LIoyd is aIways this Iucky...
I can't stop worrying.
PIease stop it.
Stop it?
We have onIy one step to get aII we want.
Now you want me to stop?
I was wiIIing to heIp you to be Wah's spy...
coz I Iove you.
You said you'd marry me when you beat them.
But now you want me to cheat LIoyd...
I'm so tired of doing aII these.
Can you stop jockeying for it...
and get what you want with your own strength?
Own strength?
How Iong do I wait if I use my own strength?
When I'm 40? How about 50?
Do you want us to act Iike those oId butts forever?
Does LIoyd win with his own strength?
He's onIy Iucky!
You want me to get his Iuck to you.
AIright. If he wanna have sex with me...
do you agree?
Peggy, I promise...
Finish it and we'II get married right away.
OK? HeIp me once this time.
Fish! Where the heII are you?
Do you know the key of fishing?
You know it?
Patience.
Bastard! BIind fish!
Don't speak swear words when fishing.
I don't understand.
Why had we been fighting for fame?
It makes us enemy for a Iong time.
You're mad, and I'm poor.
If you'd recover now...
I'II Iet you beat me up.
We're brothers.
Let's cooperate when you heaI up.
Make more money together...
and we're even more powerfuI! Right?
Enemy for decades. Hard to be friends again.
Do you stiII not forgive me?
Of course not!
AIright! Let's train LIoyd tomorrow.
I don't beIieve I can't get one!
Or I'II get an atomic bomb here.
Thank you so much.
You've waken me.
That's good.
Let's wrap our heads...
and think how to teach LIoyd.
Seems difficuIt to teach him.
Practice makes perfect.
Me and you. Nothing is impossibIe.
That's right.
Why staying here?
LIoyd, don't treat me so weII.
Why?
Master says that in this profession...
we'II be enemy some day.
So I shouIdn't be so good with them.
And we have the same master, too.
I'm afraid we'II be the same as master and Scott...
Argue for benefit.
Let's stop our reIationship.
Perhaps it's good to both of us.
What happens?
Man has emotions.
We don't aIways taIk about benefit.
You reaIIy think so?
I reaIIy do.
OK. If you have emotions...
Can you give me one thing?
OK. TeII me.
You Iike it?
With this, I can become King of Mahjong.
WiII you give me?
Is fame so important?
This is the treasure...
of my mother.
But if you Iike it...
I'II give you.
What's up?
You're stiII not happy with it?
I'm sorry.
HonestIy, I've been with...
with Morpheus for 5 years.
To heIp him become King of Mahjong...
I found Yuen Wah as my master.
The King of Mahjong competition wiII be heId next month.
I can't Iet anyone be his threat.
Sorry...
LIoyd, Iet me give you some advice.
You'II suffer Ioss if you're too good.
Nobody regard Iove as most important now.
What's your different?
You aIso regard Iove as most important.
But the Ieading character...
is not me.
LIoyd, what happened to you?
How come?
How come it's aII changed?
Why is the pIace totaIIy different?
During the 20 years I Ieft...
what happened here?
LIoyd. You've decided to join the finaIs.
But aII your Iuck gets Iost.
You can't seIf-make the Heaven for now.
If you do wanna win, you gotta Iearn from us...
the reaI mahjong technique.
In these days' observation,
you even don't know how to arrange the tiIes.
Don't panic. We've decided it.
We're here to teach you...
the thoughts of our grandmaster.
''Mastering Mahjong''!
This is the resuIt of grandmaster's IifeIong effort.
It's the essence that makes you...
understand mahjong in a short time.
Senior bro and I have haIf each.
Now they're finaIIy together.
Stay...3 and 8 Bamboos...
HoId 7 and 5 Bamboos...and draw...
Master, so many Bamboos here...
AII Bamboos...
How can I get so many?
Don't worry. Grandmaster knew that...
we're Iazy to read and don't know what he means.
ActuaIIy, there's one shortcut...
to bear it in mind.
What shortcut?
Music!
Excuse me...
It's you, boss?
It's you, boy.
Where to?
You're driving a taxi now?
I don't want to retire.
I wanna go to...
join the King of Mahjong.
I don't know if I shouId go, though...
What's the probIem?
HonestIy... I used to be very Iucky.
I aIways won the Heaven and the Earth.
But now the Iuck is taken by someone.
Now I don't know whether...
I shouId go or not.
Can Iuck be taken by someone?
Boy, be optimistic.
ReIax yourseIf and Iuck wiII be back again.
ReaIIy?
Of course!
Think more happy things. You'II be totaIIy different.
Where to?
Tang Shiu Kin HospitaI, pIease.
Are you Iooking for this patient?
Yes.
His wound was affected by bacteria and he died 3 days ago.
CouId it be...
Buddy, your cousin is dead?
Cousin, are you crying?
Why? Don't be bad tempered...
It's your fauIt first.
When you were Iost, I'd been Iooking and waiting for you...
Lucky that the nurse is so good.
HoIds me whenever I'm tired.
Good girI. I'II give you a fIat if better.
What's up now? The finaI is near.
Wanna be King of Mahjong?
I've prepared a good thing for you.
Cheer up. Many guys are watching.
You must win.
Not begun yet. We may Iose, cousin.
Who taught you?
2 Kings of Mahjong did.
2 means doubIing the chance.
Sure win!
No, I'm feeIing...Iack of confidence.
Because many eyes are watching you?
Did you ever get scared when pIaying with me?
Be confident.
There's stiII time...
I've prepared a good thing for you.
What good thing?
Boost your confidence. Wear it.
Try it...good stuff.
It's worth using...
LCD goggIes.
Chau Yun Fat won the gambIing with this.
Wear it...
This is technoIogy.
No, cousin...
Some white stuff...trickIing.
You son of a bitch.
UseIess...
Something wrong. What happens?
Is that white?
White!
''Sperm detection gIasses''.
Oh no... I've taken the wrong thing.
Never mind. ReIax yourseIf.
I'II give you one more thing.
Morpheus. Our guys saw LIoyd and FIying Dragon are here.
OnIy one month...
LIoyd can never win...
however skiIfuI they are.
FIying Dragon is even useIess.
I'm worried about Peggy.
Use any possibIe ways...
to stop FIying Dragon from pIaying.
Good evening everyone.
WeIcome to UItimate King of Mahjong finaIs.
One of the 4 professionaIs tonight...
wiII be the new UItimate King of Mahjong.
OK. I'm not wasting your time.
Let's weIcome the 4 competitors.
The first 2 are LIoyd and FIying Dragon.
Come out!
AII guys are watching you. Wave your hand.
What? You don't Iike the cap?
Do you think something strannge's inside?
What strange?
This is my superior creation...
when I was in the hospitaI.
Wear it and be happy even when sIeeping.
You can seIf-made if not scared.
Good cap. Good for me.
The next 2 are Morpheus and Peggy.
Today's a big day. SmiIe more.
Cousin...
Let him go. We're not in Sham Shui Po.
Knock nobody but me?
No Iaughing!
You guy. Don't knock others?
Sure. It's not Sham Shui Po.
Sorry, my fauIt...damn...
AII competitors have shown up.
They are Morpheus at the east,
Peggy at the south,
LIoyd at the west,
and FIying Dragon at the north.
Here comes a question-answer game.
The question is...
Who'II be King of Mahjong?
We have 4 choices.
A: Morpheus.
B: Peggy.
C: LIoyd.
D: FIying Dragon.
Those who know the answer...
diaI #138 with your ceIIs and enter the correct answer...
at or before 12 midnight today.
PIease enter the corect answer
The one who answers fastest each hour..
wiII have the prize of 2 tickets of the movie
''King of Mahjong vs Vitamin C''.
I'm now the deaIer. See how you can win.
Toss the dice. No buIIshit, uncIe!
Excuse me. A nicknamed person reports...
someone's suspected of bringing weapon of mass destruction,
We have to suspend the competition for a moment.
I think you'd better go.
It's embarrassing if you're taken away.
Is you
Mr. FIying Dragon, do you mind searching you?
Do you mind me touching you?
So many peopIe here. Why me?
Search him. Why not him?
It's onIy for safety reason.
What if I search you?
Cousin...
OK, fine... PIease stand up.
I'm just for cousin's sake.
Hurry up. Guys are watching my magic.
What?
It's not mine.
According to the ruIes,
as you bring the weapon of mass destruction,
your quaIification is now canceIIed.
NaiI cIippers are WMD?
What ruIes...what the heII are your ruIes?
Our competition ruIes are based on InternationaI Law.
The security ruIes foIIow the US FederaI Air ReguIation.
Americans regard...
cIipping naiI as a WMD.
This is China.
You wear a cheongsam with 2 Iight buIbs on your front...
How come it's a US ruIe? Are you crazy?
Guards! Take him out.
What...
Who eIse pIay?
One pIayer Ieft. Who the heck pIays?
According to our ruIes,
the 5th pIayer wiII repIace it.
Who?
Tommy.
Piss off, FIying Dragon.
Don't be under my feet.
Mr. FIying Dragon. You now have 2 choices.
Leave,
or watch the match right there.
Choose one.
Give me 1 or 2 hours to think about it...
I'II be right there...watching.
Fine. You can go on the match.
What're you doing here?
Buddy!
Yes, sir. Can I heIp you?
Give me crabmeat noodIes. OK.
PIus a bottIe of orange juice...
Can I get the 2 gaIs to sit with me?
Put it down.
SeIf-made, the Heaven, Semi-pure.
Great! Morpheus!
Hostess! Hostess!
I want to compIain...
He stabbed me with the chopsticks!
Let me see.
Wait...
Mr. FIying Dragon.
Don't mess things up.
Or I'II invite the guards to get you out.
What?
Let's continue.
Your Iuck becomes mine now.
I seIf-make the Heaven every time.
See how you can win.
Let's continue.
You must be patient and speak no swear words.
No matter how good your tiIes and your Iuck are,
they'II get scared away.
If you wanna be a mahjong master,
the first ruIe is...
no speaking of swear words.
What're you doing?
So...sorry.
I... I'm choked.
Be carefuI!
You want to fooI us? Stupid!
I...reaIIy no...
Hey, sir.
Hostess! Hostess...
Yes, what's the matter?
He's pIaying coke!
Mr. LIoyd, do you?
Yes, I am.
Is there a ruIe caIIed ''no pIaying cokes''?
Bastard, what are you doing?
I'm sorry, Mr. Morpheus.
According to the ruIes, no such ruIe.
But he's troubIing me.
PIease wait.
I'm drinking.
Continue!
I...
What the heII are you doing!
You dare again!
Again!
Again?
Mr. LIoyd, you spray it again?
No, it's he who teIIs me to do so...
Can't I?
What?
He promised he won't.
Let's continue.
So rude.
What a poor combo.
Good boy...
You're not siIIy.
Don't be happy, if no Iuck...
I stiII have techniques.
Red Dragon, Tommy.
Win! The Earth!
Hostess! Hostess...
Hostess!I wanna compIain he put off my trousers!
Mr. FIying Dragon...
I'm thinking, don't disturb me...
A competitor compIains that you put off his trousers.
Good, it serves you right.
What...it's not me, who saw it?
We have CCTV here. How can you deny?
Let's rewind.
Where?
Don't be happy. Go!
No more words?
StiII wanna Iie?
Guards. Get him away!
Don't worry, cousin...
Good...
It's painfuI...
I'II go myseIf.
Don't pIay tricks again!
You Iook at him, don't Iet him come!
Yes.
You Iook at him, don't Iet him come!
We've foIIowed Scott.
I can see his tiIes whiIe he can aIso see mine.
What can I do?
Wait for what? Draw a tiIe.
Are you hurried?
Yes, hurry up.
3 Dots.
Red Dragon!
Kong.
1 Bamboo.
Why don't you give me White Dragon?
White Dragon.
Kong again.
3 Bamboos.
Pong, 3 Bamboos!
Green Dragon!
Kong again.
4 Bamboos.
Pong again!
North! Morpheus!
Kong again.
4-Kongs with seIf-made?
Such a big game, I won't Iet him win.
You beIieve you can beat me?
SeIf-made with West!
2 Dots become West?
What's the matter...where's my West?
Why is there a West here?
Sure. Why does she have it?
Good. It's a surprise we fought for the same tiIe.
We both Iost our techniques. Let's see who has more guys?
Who's turn?
Tommy...
Tommy!
Go home and sIeep.
How can he get hurt Iike this?
This is caIIed...according to the physiognomy...
he has dark brows so he has bad Iuck.
It's right? I know magic.
That seat is mine, I'II get hurt if I sit.
Right?
Because one of the competitors got hurt and Ieft,
according to the ruIes, the remaining 3 pIay together,
untiI a winner comes out.
Peggy, onIy you stiII have the strength now.
Draw a tiIe.
What? Draw a tiIe.
You forget my promise?
If I win, I'II marry you.
Draw a tiIe.
Draw!
I'm gonna quit.
You're crazy!
Peggy...
Where're you going? Hey...
Peggy...
Gone one by one...what's wrong inside?
One on one?
Because another competitor has withdrawn,
Now here remains LIoyd and Morpheus...
to pIay 2-person mahjong.
It's the Iast game.
The winner tonight, is our ''UItimate King of Mahjong''.
CongratuIations...
What a poor combo.
What can I do?
Hey, how much have you Ieft?
It's...not your business!
No probIem. I know that.
It's the Iast game now.
You must win at Ieast eight foIds.
Even if I can't win,
I can hoId your tiIes. Easy job.
But your tiIes are too bad...
How can you win?
Again!
Boy, be optimistic.
ReIax yourseIf and Iuck wiII be back again.
ReaIIy?
Of course!
Think more happy things. You'II be totaIIy different.
Why are you smiIing? You fooI!
Mind your own business.
Why are you smiIing? You fooI!
AII Bamboos...can I win?
Purity, aII conceaIed.
I am here to announce that...
The new ''UItimate King of Mahjong'' is..
LIoyd!
I'm sorry.
CongratuIations.
The name ''King of Mahjong'' I'm not interested at aII.
I want to take back my things onIy.
This jade pendant is mine.
Goodbye ''King of Mahjong''.
Win?
Lose?
Never mind.
I'm the ''King of Mahjong''!
I'm the ''King of Mahjong''...
What are you doing?
Boy, you're so strong.
You must be the gifted pro.
You must be the one who'II save the worId.
I've got a manuaI here.
It's your Iuck to meet me.
Let me seII you for $1 4.